It's Gonna Be Hard When I'm Gone - The Audition

So in my new apartment, I had been noticing a mysterious stench that started to take over our kitchen. Since our fridge smelled when I moved in, naturally that's where I went- especially since the smell seemed to get worse every time we opened the fridge. The weird thing was I couldn't tell which shelf it was coming from since all of them passe the sniff test & after a while I gave up & figured I'd find it when I didn't have stuff going on. Fast forward to last night when it's quite obvious that something has gone bad in our kitchen. My roommate goes to the pantry, pulls out a sack of potatoes, & holds them up. Nothing seemed out of place in the sensory department when any of that happened & being that it was face height for my vertically challenged self, I took a big breath in. Big mistake. It was the potatoes & I spent the next 10 minutes jumping around my apartment like a neurotic bird yelling about how gross it was while my roommate laughed at me. Basically, whiffing should be used at all times & not just in chem labs.

Hope you enjoyed my foolishness (: